My Woolly Mammoth Theory

I'm developing the view that as Aussies we have a great chance to take over the UK! It may sound far fetched but just consider the following:
1. Woolly Mammoths were wiped out thousands of years ago due to climate change. The world simply got too hot for them! They final demise was aided by our forbears finishing them off for their barbeques.
2. When you translate this to the current UK population you can see that they love the cold. When it gets hot, say over 20 degress C, they scurry to the beaches to cool off. Check out the photos above. One from yesterday's newspaper, 7th April, with a comparison of this year and last and one from today's, 8th April, showing a street scene filled with happy cold poms! I think my task when getting to the UK will be to claim a bit of territory as the Brits won't need it once they leave. After all I'm from a place that rarely gets below 24-26 in the seven to eight month dry season, winter, and rarely higher than 32 in the wet season, summer. I will enjoy the UK once global warming really gets under way and the current population takes over the arctic!
Click on photos to read the print. (I'm sure when I get to the UK I'll bring last years weather for them.)